You're not an asshole. You're a deprssed sweetheart. You're wonderful,take it from me.

You're definitely not an asshole, we're not trying to put you down. It the opposite actually.

Exactly. We love you folk. ♡

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But there's no reason for y'all to

There are plenty of reasons. Would you like me to list them? :P

No

Because you're great and you should feel great and that's what this chat is for.

Let's get something straight, I'm the definition of a waste of space, there is nothing great about me, and I've accepted that, honestly I don't give two shits about myself, I'm not great in any way

Don't say that. Ever. You are wonderful. You are kind and sweet,and no matter WHAT you say,you will NEVER be a waste of space. You have potential,and I see it even if you don't. You are hella great btw
Even the most mindless conversations with you never cease to cheer me up,and because of that,I think you are amazing.

You make other people feel good and that is great. Your comments make me laugh and I enjoy your time on funsubstance.

yes hello I have a problem
I can never remember how to spell Zdravstvuyte
pls help

Well simply, make a catchy song.
Z- d- r- a- v- s- t- v- u- y- t- e
I doesn't even have to rhyme

*it

hey thanks bruv

Satan, why did my macarons turn out badly? They didn't have "feet" when I baked them.

Turn up the heat, that always helps.

My mother is denying things.
Today, I brought up a dent in the car which we (my mother, my sister, and I) had discussed a few weeks prior. When I asked her what had happened to asking my father to fix it(he is the family's car enthusiast) she got all weird. She first yelled at me,saying that I accused her of hiding that it was dented from my fathertheb she denied that the conversation about the car ever happened. Though both me and my sister remember it, she maintains that I made the conversation up in order to anger her. She also denies the exsistence of the rather obvious dent. Can you explain what is going on? I am very confused. Thanks.

@silvermyth
What you described sounds a lot like my mother, who suffers from bipolar disorder. Now, I'm not saying your mother also has bipolar, but it might be wise to look into the symptoms and ask other family members if they know anything about your mother's mental health. Most likely I'm just overanalysing the situation, but I hoped I can help.

Thanks, hitler. I'll ask my grandmother today. I'm seeing her.