Story time with Amber:
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Alright, so time for a great story. Basically, in real life, I'm STILL a HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON. I don't restrict my bullying, harassment, and triggering people to only the internet. Only the weak trolls do that. There is literally ZERO lines I will not cross. So today in English, I was talking to one of my friends who had been legit raped by her step brother at 11. She was all good now, went through counseling and such, didn't complain about it everyday on tumblr and use it as an excuse to be socially awkward. But I mean, still a thing that happened. Traumatic, obviously made her upset, etc etc.. But she's also that one friend everyone has who is a total 24/7 kinkshame memer. Talks in only memes, and HAS EVERY DAMN KINK. So great person to have conversations with. So we finished the reading, and she's listing off all her kinks, and after about 10 I look up and stare into her eyes and say "You forgot one."
She just looks back and me and asks "What is it?"
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Alright, so time for a great story. Basically, in real life, I'm STILL a HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON. I don't restrict my bullying, harassment, and triggering people to only the internet. Only the weak trolls do that. There is literally ZERO lines I will not cross. So today in English, I was talking to one of my friends who had been legit raped by her step brother at 11. She was all good now, went through counseling and such, didn't complain about it everyday on tumblr and use it as an excuse to be socially awkward. But I mean, still a thing that happened. Traumatic, obviously made her upset, etc etc.. But she's also that one friend everyone has who is a total 24/7 kinkshame memer. Talks in only memes, and HAS EVERY DAMN KINK. So great person to have conversations with. So we finished the reading, and she's listing off all her kinks, and after about 10 I look up and stare into her eyes and say "You forgot one."
She just looks back and me and asks "What is it?"
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ambertek · 5 comments
8 years ago
ambertek
· 8 years ago
And I start grinning like a fucking idiot and say "Sibling kink"
And we both just start fucking dying. I crack a good 5 more jokes of the same caliber, and shes just fucking laughing so hard shes crying. After a while she says "I shouldn't be laughing about this, but it's you. To be friends with you everyone just has to accept your an asshole." Now I know 95% of you won't understand, but THIS is what my jokes are really about. You think she's ever laughed about that incident in her life? Nah, she hasn't. But if your not afraid to make everyone hate you in the process, you can make anyone smile about anything.
And we both just start fucking dying. I crack a good 5 more jokes of the same caliber, and shes just fucking laughing so hard shes crying. After a while she says "I shouldn't be laughing about this, but it's you. To be friends with you everyone just has to accept your an asshole." Now I know 95% of you won't understand, but THIS is what my jokes are really about. You think she's ever laughed about that incident in her life? Nah, she hasn't. But if your not afraid to make everyone hate you in the process, you can make anyone smile about anything.
creativedragonbaby
· 8 years ago
It's good that people laugh over their problems. It makes them easier to get through and it shows they're managing. I have a friend of a friend who has an autistic brother. Whenever someone makes jokes about it, they get HYPER triggered. Smh bad attitude. Some people also take my tone of voice the wrong way. We were playing a card game at lunch and the bell went. I said "Maybe if you don't talk to (nameX) as much, we could finish the game" Well X got super angry and I had to talk my way out of it. If people weren't such sensitive pieces of shit then maybe we'd have a better society.
deleted
· 8 years ago
THIS.
This is just perfect, I went though hard stuff in my life.
Everytime people know about it they start saying "poor thing" and all.
I joke about it all the time and god know if I didn't I'd be dead long time ago.
This is just perfect, I went though hard stuff in my life.
Everytime people know about it they start saying "poor thing" and all.
I joke about it all the time and god know if I didn't I'd be dead long time ago.
deleted
· 8 years ago
I love talking about things have happened in my life.
Like my father is gone.
I love making jokes like "My favorite kind of books are 'Where's Waldo?' books because I hope to find my father in one of them."
Like my father is gone.
I love making jokes like "My favorite kind of books are 'Where's Waldo?' books because I hope to find my father in one of them."
deleted
· 8 years ago
Yea my friends and I laugh about our problems too
