His fat ass needs three hoes

hehe

Because one "ho" is either a garden tool or a derogatory term. Two of them (ho ho) is a snack, so he has to say it three times. Boom science!

No, a hoe is a garden tool and a derogatory term

It's not like he spells it out while saying it mr technical

meh meh meh

BTW I looked it up he says ho ho ho because it's a form of joyous laughter

I can ho once and that can be a laugh

"Santa Claus says "ho ho ho" in order to promote a joyful, happy and laughter-rich image for young children. "Ho ho ho" is an onomatopoeia, which is a word that sounds like what it means. It is used as the sound that Santa makes because it is one of the onomatopoeia words for laughter."

: https://www.reference.com/holidays-celebrations/santa-say-ho-ho-ho-736615a3e1b1c74d#

Interesting