Heh. I'm sure many people feel me.

I want to screw this guy i like so hard that his eyes cross when he orgasms.
I want to bang him so hard that the Japanese will block out all references of our sex.
I want to eat him out so much that his prostate will look cleaner than a Golden Corral plate when a fat acceptance girl from tumblr gets it.
I want to smack his ass so hard that every Bop It! that has ever said Smack It! will moan in pleasure.
I can't tell him that because I know I might not be his type.

Seron, I can't exactly relate to that. But I have a long ass comment so here goes.

damn son

Fruit, she also bi or?

Yeah, she is

Damn that sucks, is she with or like someone else? Cause even if you just become better friends with her it would make your chances getting with her higher

What she said^

I have had way too many of these in my lifetime

I actually cried about it sorta. I'm not the most "gentleman" guy out there. This girl is smart, beautiful, she's a great dancer, she plays instruments in a way that every note touches you, she's funny, her stories always interest me, she's healthy, she's just... a beautiful human being man. I really wana show her how much I appreciate that she even exists around me haha.

You should tell her exactly that...about her even existing around you. That's an awesomely sweet way to tell someone you like them because it's not just "i like you" or something aesthetic.
@serosenpai How do you eat a guy out? Are you implying what I think you're implying? Lol

Ps. The biggest word in this discussion is MIGHT. You never know until you take a chance. I used to have the lowest self esteem of anyone I knew. My bf (at the time) cheated on me and this guy I had just met wanted to set me up with his friend. I had never been hooked up with someone and didn't think the guy would even like me but it happened and we've been married for 8 1/2 years. I am painfully in love with my husband :D

klymaxx, you lick/finger his ass.

That's what I first thought but then I thought there was also a chance it was maybe a funny typo lol No judgement here btw My husbands into it. Well, I am too and that's all probably tmi so I am leaving this chat now

Your story is so beautiful @klymaxx :') You gave me hope! I have been dating a guy from my uni for seven months and he was oh-so-fine. But last week I found out he already had a girlfriend, they've been together for three years: huge letdown. He then dumped the other girl (claiming he acted that way because he didn't want to hurt her) and now he insists to be with me. I'm in love with him, but I don't trust him anymore and I need some time to see if I can forgive him.
@isuck479 if I'm not mistaken you work with music, so why don't you ask her to contribute? I know it's so damn hard but you should really tell her how you feel... You sound so nice, I'm sure you can do it!
@fruit_salad I really hope you get the chance to talk and become friends with that girl you like... opening your heart is terrifying, but it is always positive. You are beautiful and funny, have faith!

Word for word what @thedarkknightess said ^

And then you have me, where my dream girl is quite a few years older than me :(

I don't think age is much of a problem as long as you're both legal, in love and loyal. As weird as it sounds my friends parents are 30 years apart (crazy I know) but they love each other and because of that it doesn't seem weird. My own parents are 10 years apart, doesn't matter

I am under the legal age, that's the issue. I'm 17, she's in her 20s.
(By now I'm sure everyone knows who I am referring to)

Is it somewhat strong maple?