If I looked into the mirror or Erised, I'd see you and I together

*of ffs

Muggle?
MUGGLE?!
I'M A GODDAMN HUFFLEPUFF
Take it back!

If you wasn't a muggle, you'd FIND a better insult

If you were a wizard you would have better grammar

As Harry slipped his dirty wizard hands into the the 18-year old muggle's crack, he bit his lips.

Writing yourself into another fanfic sero?

Fine
I noticed you have a beard
You must be like Hagrid
Huge ;)
I'm fucking shit at this

I'd still show you a world of magic mightyoak ;)

Lol I know
I'm writing a comic about it

I know! And it's going to be wonderful!

Sup mugs

Excuse me?!

I'm no muggle, you pitiful squib

Maybe a moldu then

Oohh did you just cast Incendio, spazz? Because jade just got burned

Get your ass some pumpkin juice from Madam Pomfrey, boii

Even dobby wouldn't touch your socks

Pitiful squib okay I love that insult

You're worse than Filch