Thank you. :) I'm not quite as experienced as all of you who have been here for centuries, though

I genuinely laughed at that

It was ex straw ordinary, thanks for that.

okay...that was the last straw

A way back into school because my mom dropping me regardless of whether or not I work.

I have, no joke, given a five minute speech about how to kill zombies with straws. That's just a fun fact about me. :)

I want kingdom hearts 2 ;-;
I have a huge itching to play it.
I have more on my list (it may not seem it, but my parents are actually moderately rich), but I don't want to say it here to keep me from sounding greedy

That'd be a slow and painful death, I mean if the zombies were still people, it's be even harder when they're zombies.
Ohhh man, I really want this game Final Station and Sally Face (don't think it's even been fully made yet)

Well, one straw in the small intestine and one in the large intestine, pull them out and use it as a skipping rope is what I said. But I think it might be a bit more complex than jay!

*that, not jay. How does that autocorrect to jay?

Wow that would take a bit of strength, I was thinking you could maybe harden the two straws somehow then shove them in the eye so they reach the brain. Or once you pull the intestines out use it to tie up the zombie. Not the most effective technique but you never know what you need to prepare for

Or just blind them with the straw - I mean, a blind zombie isn't exactly a fast zombie. But yeah, good advice. Thanks!

My zombie philosophy is that they don't need to see, they just smell, like the Walking Dead ones. We really don't know though, and you're welcome I never thought of using straws so I guess Thank you too!

Oh fair enough. Maybe we just need some blue tack to shove up into their nostrils to throw them off?

That'll work

I don't want a lot for Christmas

CAUSE ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS @kisnotundercover

My husbands kidney transplant to go well next year.

A meet up with internet friends would be nice to have for Christmas, but since I know it won't happen, I want pokemon games and a new game console.
I'm not getting anything urgently bc my parents are busting their asses paying for my international trip so that's technically my Christmas and birthday present , so I'm good
It would be nice to get some new clothes though

I don't celebrate Christmas, but it's love a Jackson rr3