Swiggity swooty
I'm coming
For some booty

Smickety swhack,
I'm gonna
Give it a smack

I thought....I thought this was the nice chat ;-;

(Jk :P)

Butts are nice

I can trust you now, I know for sure you cannot lie

Butts are wonderful

Butts are ASStounding!

Butts are bootylicious! I struggle to keep a nice butt though, the squats kill me

Meh, screw having a nice butt. I'm more of an observer.

Haha! That's my goal though, to be the butt observers look at and praise

That's a nice goal to have. My goal is to... well. I don't know. I'm as flat as an ironing board.

Do some squats and work out! You'll have a beautiful booty in no time

There's nothing wrong with a fat butt though, all butts are accepted here

flat*

Why, that's very kind of you! You sound like a brilliant and motivational personal trainer already!

Oh yeah! You got this! Just start with little bits of a time and then one day you won't even remember the struggle at the beginning! (you pumped? you motivated?)

You bet I am! Jeez, you could get Shia LeBeouf sacked with that sort of motivation radiating from you!

Haha! No one can win against Shia

John Cena can.