I see now... That makes sense. How much dick do I need to put in? I bought a gallon at the store.

Put my younger brother in the waffle iron

Careful. I hear these sorts of waffles are addicktive.

Approximately 70-100ml of dick is needed for this dish. Don't forget to add flour, egg, and water along with it.

No carbonate?

Definitely carbonate your waffles. It makes them fluffy.

Ah, well, I quite like the crunch actually.

But he's a huge dick

Omg I've only been on this site for a week or so, but if I had to draw a family tree, spazz would be that troublesome child who is always being dissed for his/her ingenious ideas. And then, at the end, it is spazz who saves the day with one of his/her amazingly morbid methods.

Yay

(I'm a he btw lol)

Sorry haha! I didn't want to assume your gender.

-trIGGERED-

Jkjk

If I had to guess, I'd guess you were a he.

Huzzah

What even is this chat

Just how I like it

Dick waffles with a hint of chaos

Yummy