Serious question. How do you "win" a Nerf war???
by deleted · 11 comments 7 years ago
deleted · 7 years ago
This has been bothering me for some time now. How do you win a Nerf war? It's not like the bullets hurt or you run out, because you just go and pick up the ones you used. So..... how do you do this thing?!
geluregis · 7 years ago
You hit them in the eye with the bullet. Or you pistol whip them.
spazz · 7 years ago
Shooty Shooty, killy killy, make the little ones cry, add a drawing pin at the end of the dart for realism. Idk, I'm guessing whoever has the most ammon and probably got hit the least
eternal1 · 7 years ago
who ever gats bored and quits first
deleted · 7 years ago
The winner is the one who manage to not pick ups all the darts
tarotnathers13th · 7 years ago
Hoard the ammo, and steal as much as you can. When they don't have any more bullets, they can't possibly fight and win then now can they?
rayofsunshine · 7 years ago
Oh. This is how I did it: don't shoot. Walk slowly up to the enemy and they will try to bombard you with bullets to get you to back off. Every time a bullet hits you; pick it up and store it as your own. Take all those bullets. Then back then up in a corner, while they are out of ammo, and raise the gun very slowly to their face. Even though they know it won't hurt, it terrifies them. Especially if you look ready to kill. Bring the gun closer to the face and soon enough they should scream 'I GIVE UP WOMAN DONT SHOOT!'
dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago
I honestly thought you meant nerd war ad in making things worser and lamer for everyone else
dr_richard_ew · 7 years ago
*nerf. Fuck off autocorrect
deleted · 7 years ago
Um, put real bullets in there and see how many people you can kill
parisqeen · 7 years ago
You shoot and keep shooting until the bullets leave bruises and then those bruises start to bleed and then you wait until all your victims have bled out and you are victorious.