May I have the other half?

I have a large donger. It does the ding dong. At times, I click it multiple times to gain entry into my house. "Ding dong!" The donger says, echoing through the house. "Ding dong!" It says again, this time someone coming to get the door. As it opens, I realize quickly this isn't my home. "Into the bushes I go" I say as I jump into the bushes, disappearing entirely into the bushes, eventually becoming one with the bushes.

Sick

Dong.

Ding.

Ding?

Ding dong.

Knock knock?

Hell yeah

Have you ever played the wizard of Oz drinking game?

Hey good for you man, it's cool that you don't drink underage

You're welcome I know

Cool beans

I'll check out old interesting chats

Anyone remember the kingdom chat?

Kingdom chat?

Rate the top five people who should rule the kingdom of funsubstia

Dude, that went on forever. It merged with the fridge enthusiast plot, and I started weiting a fanfiction about it but never finished

Uh can I be a court jester?

Lets make new chat for it