A guy got assassinated by a ricin tipped umbrella. Another guy smuggled a 20 pound yam tuber across the US/Mexico boarder to get rich off of the hormones found in it.

Dolphins rape other dolphins sometimes

Dolphins also masturbate with dead fishes corpses and are occasionally gay

Fact of the day; dolphins are fucking insane

Ducks have corkscrew penises and females have corkscrew vaginas that go the opposite way.

An austrian mayor once died by tripping on his own beard

Sealand is a country that consists of a platform built out on the ocean. It has had several territorial disputes, and with enough cash, you can become royalty of sealand, a lord/lady, or baron/baroness.

Your earlobes line up with your nipples.