While it does give me the whole day to get stuff done, some nights go by soooo slow

"Look! I'm swabbing the bathroom! 'At night'"

Ok... o_O

Oh right... I haven't watched spongebob in years

At least my night is half over

Have you ever tried to use a ghostbox there??

Ah I see what you did there... I'm actually a security guard

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*radio noises* h-hello? Hello hello. Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.

I used to work nights too. It's crazy man. Do you get to do rounds or do you just have to sit and stare at monitors all night?

I have to do patrols every 30 minutes

Well at least you get to move. I was stuck doing data entry for 10 hour shifts falling asleep at a computer.

I feel ya. I once worked as a cashier and I had fallen asleep standing up, eyes open and everything. I woke myself up because I was snoring lol

Lol.

This is fixing to be a slow ass night

Bummer...

Yeah. I'm off tomorrow night at least

That's good. Weekends are the best. Ah sweet sleep...

Hell yeah