im the best at finals prep
by moth · 9 comments 7 years ago
moth · 7 years ago
want to know my secret? do what i do
moth · 7 years ago
drink an entire half gallon of milk while crying and repeatedly telling yourself that if you fail even 1 test you wont get a 3.0 cumulative gpa and youll be fucked and wont get into any college that is right for you and will probably not live through the first winter alone
then drink another half gallon and go curl up under a blanket whilst still crying
moth · 7 years ago
cant confirm this works but im sure it does
theres no way youll do poorly after those simple steps
moth · 7 years ago
also don't forget the key ingredient: a severe lack of sleep due to stressing over said finals
communistcorrector · 7 years ago
Thanks for the advice. Join the Soviet Union if you don't do well :)
parisqeen · 7 years ago
You'll do great moth! (maybe not with your current prepping) but try not to let the stress engulf you. Good luck :)
dimebag · 7 years ago
If only I knew all of this two years ago, maybe I'd be a quarter bag now.
moth · 7 years ago
made it through day 1 of finals, 1 more day to go
also im banned from drinking milk now cause i drank too much yesterday
parisqeen · 7 years ago
Milk is glorious, don't stop. Also well done!