Mine would be, "Pass the nutella"

"I see God."
*smiling face turns grave and serious*
"The end is near, my Children. Be ready."

Beatiful...*sheds a tear*

Remember me..... For centuries......

Am I the only one who sang that in my head?

I love you my children, and I love you my darling husband, and will somebody please remember to return my library books....*dies*

"Anyways, here's Wonderwall"
*shot in the face*

Catch ya cunts

Hold my beer and watch this

Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

You will pay for everything you did to me bwahahahaha