You all sound like you're on quack

Or maybe instead of a beautiful butterfly, a beautiful sloth

She deserves to be thought of like that :)

My friend is a bird person... AND SHE DOESNT LIKE NUTELLA

Awesome commenter is awesome

If bacon is as good as I hear, I doubt someone would have enough will power to leave it in the microwave long enough to take a picture

Nah, I meant isn't a reminder not to touch girls the same as a wedding ring(jk)
And btw, thanks for not freaking out because someone on the internet was WRONG

Awesome dad is awesome

*sarcastic comment to witty response to witty title that has something to do with the post*

But it'll make you look younger!

O.O

And win the lOTTERy

Wow how'd you come out of the trance!?

Isn't that the same thing?

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS, O INTERNET?

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?!

I hope he gets approval from her fotter

WHAT DID HE SAY?!

Realizing the answer to that one question on your math quiz

WHO SWALLOWED MY SANITY?!