I want Crystal Meth that is my simple request, all things Crystal Meth the clearer the purer the best. I need something inspiring to help me get along. I need a little Crystal is that so wrong?

To out sass the alligators

This is why I hate my generation

You only love 2 of my holes? What about the others????

I want a toothbrush sized pet monkey!

The shot one is perfect

For in class essays I literally panic and the BS just spouts out.

You will be a strong angel :) or member of hell ;)

That's not stupid shit; it makes perfect sense and is understandable

"The 'normal' people are the weirdest of all" I forgot who said this but its true

Bibles should just go under religion, so everyone can calm themselves

just like a shower, there is no inbetween

I love the color of the background.

Same, but if i have something to say, I decide I should just say it. If it's not mean or rude, people shouldn't downvote either. Some people do it randomly and that sucks

Monkey see monkey do