When you see it 6 comments
cheesetoasties
· 9 years ago
see what? I don't see anything at all! These things are always so hard to find!!
"Terms and conditions" 4 comments
Looking for a good guy? 9 comments
cheesetoasties
· 9 years ago
girls friendzone guys if they don't like them romantically, guys need to get over themselves sometimes and accept it.
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Wrong number 6 comments
cheesetoasties
· 9 years ago
the white person texted the green person but it was the wrong number so green played along and pretended to know what white was talking about, until white showed up at their friend's house that they thought they were texting the whole time, and figured out it must have been a wrong number
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I'd pay to hear the whole story 7 comments
cheesetoasties
· 9 years ago
eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left.
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I'd pay to hear the whole story 7 comments
cheesetoasties
· 9 years ago
Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and
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