The second girl is expertly holding her book upside down .-. (By the way, it's called the absolutely true diaries of a part time Indian and its great. You will cry.)

The dog's face tho

"Rehab"

"Hen tie"

Me

This kid is my spirit animal

She's beautiful

I once had a huge crush on a guy, and I wanted to go to homecoming with him really badly. He was the most awkward thing on the planet, and he liked me too, but neither of us knew what to do about it, so we limped along half-dating, complete with awkward compliments and all. (My favorite is probably when he told me I didn't look like a fat hairless cat.) I kept trying to ask him to homecoming without actually saying the words "Will you be my homecoming date", so I would drop hints asking him if he was going, if he had a group of friends to go with, Etc. Every time he would say he didn't think he would go, and I tried to encourage him to with little success. Fast forward to the homecoming game, which is the night before the dance. We are on the side of the field with the rest of the band getting ready to do halftime. I am talking to him and his cousin, who was the drum major, and had been trying to set us up for a really long time. He said he wanted to go to homecoming, but had never

Until you accidentally hang yourself

Probably how john wrote tfios

Most (if not all) chickens we eat are actually males -me, the vegetarian

You got shrimp gumbo, grilled shrimp, fried shrimp..

She's so unimpressed

That whole post was a roller coaster from start to finish