walking would be faster

old person 1: what team am i on?
old person 2: what game is this even?
old person 3: lol 360 no scope.

there is like 1 dude in that picture, why?

i wonder if they test for radiation?

why would we be spending money on this?

That's a butter knife

Insurance usually pays for it, I know of people who will call for a ambulance because they are too lazy to drive to the hospital themselves. Even if they are fully capable.

To bad I'm taken

That's actually impossible. while it is true that some of the waves travel faster than the majority of the shaking, it is impossible for it to out pace it by 1min much less 10min. In addition thanks to advancements in technologie, we can detect the first waves and send a warning that can travel even faster. But you will only get a few seconds at best.

I own a copy of "what if"

they are xkcd figures to boot

That is verry clearly photoshopped

Cool

i think he did it for gigles

I herd somewhere that the people who built the pyramids may have been well payed craftsmen.

South Carolina, United States

The fed is a problem

Girl bottom left got up too early that morning

Go white power
(Joke)

Fighting for the optotunity to do art later, your country needs the money now