Chesus007

chesus007


— Chesus007 Report User
Bridge that switches from left to right hand drive 6 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
1. Over complicated.
2. Penis.
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Don't use that word 11 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Why is a Jack Sparrow + cat in the hat hybrid on my screen?
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My Internet went out and now I can't play games on my xbox and pc 8 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
2 reasons I can think of.
1. Prevent piracy.
2. Some lazy a$$ person rather than implement offline features, just assumed that everyone who plays has reliable internet.
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What is this horse thing all about 10 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
When talking about farm equipment, it represented the number of horses a engin could replace.
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Swallowed a bottle cap 2 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
I was disappointed at lack of fallout reference
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Euro banknotes 5 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Wait, are they different sizes?
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Florida Man says "screw you guys" 4 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
That was easy
Trauma deserves recovery 13 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
How do you drown in 7’ of water
Bots has really improved 7 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Almost seems like a bot
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Get your priority straight 7 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
I would have thought anything *next to* a A-bomb would have been obliterated.
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The Craftsmanship of a lightening. 4 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Fist image, like the majority of long exposures on the internet, is fake.
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Good boy 16 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Someone got dress coded for having a burgundy jacket.
Brutal 18 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Actually that was the punishment for lieing under oath and is the origin of the word “testify”.
The Stranded Motorist. 9 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Stdh 200
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Bigger is not always better 25 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
It’s human nature to worry about what other people find attractive.
5 · Edited 6 years ago
Phobic happy Bear 20 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
According to snopes she was given a half working Cessna 150 and had help fixing it.
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Turning her boyfriend into a vampire 11 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
I need brain bleach
Asians.!! 7 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Really big nanobots
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Smart girl saw through their plot 4 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
She’s not wrong
Int ArthursAge = 3;
Int DWsAge = 0;
Year = 0;
Main()
{
For Year = 0, DWsAge==ArthursAge; Year++;
{
ArthursAge++;
DWsAge++;
}
}
Gods do exist 4 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Confirm BL3 will have flame throwers.
Ether that or they will just make a incindeary shotgun or something.
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Fear of the unknown 11 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Wrong on both accounts
Today on things that never happened 27 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Can confirm I was the bull
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Quick reminder that google is smart 7 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Wow. People discover for the first time that computers can do math
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Boundary 1 comments
chesus007 · 6 years ago
Plot twist. It’s fake.
Like with most long exposures shots anything moving would be blurred, and I refuse to believe you got everyone in the venue to sit still for a picture.
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