Most people I know say that when they fall after drinking

It's that look that probably got him locked up in the first place

"Bumber desks" would be a new sport

America in a nutshell

Girls in a club when someone pulls out a camera/lots of money

And you will drop your drink on me

Once it has been seen, it can not be unseen

This is me at the store and the person giving ou free samples tries to walk off

That is the cutest home invader I have ever seen

I like how the burnett looks happy

It was probably the creepy face more than the nipple twisting. Who cares if he gives himself a purple nurple

If I downgrade, you damn well better make it cherry flavored

Most men would be happy to have a "pussy" in their hand

What do you do if her sweat smells worse than the gas?

"You camera person, bow before me"

He will be crapping lead once that mac and cheese gets done with him

If I was the dog I would have farted

Well that escalated quickly

Who is he?

My luck would be to have that one spider that has sharpened my toothbrush

I love how the kid looked suspicious in the second panel