when your best friend goes to another school in another state

i want a real fedora (not a trilby but like a Frank Sinatra style fedora) so bad but they are really expensive

2013 people would freakout

i pitbull bit me last week and made me bleed -_-

i love blizzard so much

pugs are unnatural creatures that are genetically trashed by the constant selective breeding i dont "love" pugs because they are riddled with health issues and usually die early, they also have to be constantly maintained and some cant even deliver babies and have to have c sections to get because they are so far gone

I can think of worse phrases
"Ready to go shoot up that preschool Barry"
"I'm sorry mam but your family is dead"
"Hello this is your pilot we buckle your seatbelt see are going down"
I'd rather hear "but we've always done it this way" than any of those

I can not make phone calls to any people besides my dad and my best friend or else I start to get filled with anxiety and panic and sometimes I'll even throw up I never answer unknown numbers

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

I'm Catholic and I've never heard any person that isn't Catholic say anything about the pope

Is that Darryl from the office (or at least the guy who plays him

Not everyone is perfect deal with it
Tumblr scum

I love this man

I love his feminist rants
And the fact he's suing ole keemy

Am I the only one that thinks these would taste disgusting

I always thought it was

Best Spider-Man and Elsa play dough unboxing