I went to a collage fair and talked to cornell collage in iowa (which is absolutely not Cornell university) and I asked if this is where Andy Bernard went and they looked at me with so much anger I walked away.

I would kill to live here

Big gulps make me wanna puke just looking at them

What’s this from

Where dis

As a home Midwesterner yes everyone’s gotta junk drawer

She was so sure of her self

Ratatouille isn’t on netflix

Should have done it on the $20

Same logic:
*picture of a switch*
“If you grew up w dis u in worst gen for opioids”

That’s why I’ve vowed to myself I will never drink and I’m sticking to that on. During collage I won’t go to parties on special occasions I’ll drink water my 21st I’ll go gambling.
As someone who falls into habits and with alcoholics in the family I’m not taking any chances no siree bob.

I removed when they won the World Series every girl in my class had a crush on rizzo

Csgo

Why would you wanna touch somebody else’s hair that’s incredibly weird. do people actually do that especially w/o permission?!? Not just the part of it being rude and weird but it’s kinda unsanitary as well that’s how lice could be spread.

That’s nice

I wanna befriend this guy

Rabbits can live up to 10 yrs most rabbits are eaten and that is why they only live a few years usually

I get it haha he’s gonna way the leather interior of the car

I would always joke not my kid not my problem when my dad would ask me to watch my siblings

Or do the best thing and take night showers set all ur clothes out and plan breakfast the night before I’m out the door 5 min after I wake up every morning all I have is put on clothes put food in microwave go brush teeth and pick up food on way out and eat in car

I’m 16 and I always say I’d wanna be 30-33 because you are pretty likely to have a stable career a spouse a kid or two you parents are most likely still alive so all of the people important to you are still alive and ur not truly getting old yet. At least that’s what I hope who knows I could loose my job be neck deep is debt divorced and have no one close to me at that point there’s no way of knowing what will happen.