Sounds like a good plan

Me last year:
Kiosk guy: "Hi what brand of makeup do you use?"
Me: "None I'm just naturally fabulous"
Then I just walked away laughing at myself

This lady once ran up to me when I was at the zoo for a selfie and she kept rubbing my hair, quite a weird experience.

*DROOLING*

Bitch don't touch me.

That's how you braid a horse...

We have very strict border security, which is always fun

But we also are destroying it

In Australia we don't really do Halloween

I'm genuinely confused, did Mars have water before?

Sleep tighter mother pupper

NO NOT MATH

I thought it was a cake.

Black tyrant the feared of the living

I would do it for nothing

Can it fix the cracks in my screen?

Or a shit ton

Return to the depths of the friend zone of which you came