haha this comment is insanely old, i think three-years-ago me was trying to make a “succ” joke out of the word ‘sock’. i have a dog and i love him so very much; when i’m upset he brings me his favorite toy and puts his head on my lap. :)

Thank you, kind guest. Much appreciated.

Not to mention his original name was Dippy Dawg. (Later refuted as George Geef, but that’s not as relevant.)

My metabolism is crazy fast; I’m very underweight and shaped like a twig. I’m trying desperately to gain weight and I can’t.

No, they die after stinging any animal.

That was a sad attempt at bait, guest.

Thank you, Dr Seuss.

SHHHH.

You buffoon, that’s a kiwi.

Damn, Zeus. That’s brutal.

NOOOOO