I criged realley hard trying to sit through that guy’s nonsense. I can’t imagine having to be her and put up with all that. He was truing way too hard to be funny.
Also, I apologize in advance for my grammar; my eyes are dilated.

I think it’s okay if it’s been two whole ass years.

Can someone post this to r/iamverysmart?

Yeah, that was my attempt on making a joke about guest’s stupidity.

Great
Interesting
Nice
Good
Exquisite
fRiend

AND I JUST CANT MOVE, SHE’S EATING MEEEE
AND TAKING CONTROL

What?

I live in Michigan, and our winter break is February, then Spring break is end of March through early April.

Yeah, sorry about that. I just got mad after dealing with Islamophobes all day at school.

And lesbians!

Northern U.S/Canada.

Shut the FUCK up.

Ketnipz.

My sister says he looks like a Buckley.

Georgie.

As a rampant American, I’ve come to say it’s more like a blood pOpSIcLE.

There are no bad dogs. Just bad people.