Flash flood!

I love this too much.

Did something like this the other day, except I called my dad a 'fucking dick', when he asked me angrily what I said, I told him: "I'm phoning Nick?" worked like a charm.

Too bad he couldn't see her from the front.

When it rains?

So wait, 3 kids did that to him? They are real badasses.

Bold

Remember this xD!

Screw McDonald's, hit me up with one of those!

Thank you, now I can finally fit in with my black friends.

Wow, that's exactly right ... if by right you mean totally opposite.

Hahaha! So funny!

What is it?

For an English teacher his grammar is awful! The student's is far superior!

This will obviously get down voted, but anyway, I love how people are making fun of the whole Illuminati thing, exactly as they plan.

I thought this was about how it looks that Will has a boner.

He's Asian, Blue's Clues is what he watched when he was still a zygote.

Sims 3 is buggy as hell tho

Ellen the boss.

What show is this?

I remember seeing this AGES ago, like in 2006 or something, as part of a salmon advert.

Faith in plastic bag race restored.

I'm thinking out aloud here, but if you're 16 this year you would only have lived 2 years?

Nobody find it awkward, like they staring at my balls yo.

You can also get a fruit called a Grapple, it's an apple that tastes like grapes.