I just realized this.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Báthory

WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF THIS PERSON BEFORE!!!

He forgot his magic wand

But... Her face...

I am now going to make up short stories inside my head as to what happened to all of these. You should too, it's fun.

I waaaaant... I don't even know how to drive a motorcycle and I know that things epic.

I just finished reading Alice in Wonderland 5 minutes ago, and now this post is just that much more awesome.

This is perfection.

Some of these are pretty damn awesome!

... Did you eat it?

... I've been worrying about this for days...

...This person is trolling right?

Pfft, The vestigial tail children are just bald saiyans.

The guy who played Draco's actually a really nice guy too. I believe his name was Tom Felton?

All of my enemies are people I yelled at and occasionally one that I hit for making fun of someone or hurting someone in some way. For example, we have a special ed class in my school and while they were walking out of the lunch line, a girl purposely tripped one of them and started laughing and making fun of the MENTALLY ILL person that she had just tripped. And she didn't get in any trouble because they couldn't prove that she had tripped the person on purpose, and for the name calling she just got told not to be mean to people, basically. I don't know about you guys, but that's a bit sick isn't it?... I got I trouble for punching her.

My teachers will download one from offline and then get mad at it cuz they don't understand it and they didn't read it before downloading it.

Boiled silk worms... No, really. They were at my local Asian market, and my dad bought them and he said he would give me 10 dollars if I ate one... Don't eat them guys, they taste horrible.

My best friend would just sit there waiting for me to get up and destroy whoever hit me.

Is this... A dragon ball reference?