You may try to stop the smile, but you can not.

What are #1 and #3 called?

As a former atheist, these were the kind of atheists that made people not like us. They complain about how intolerant Christians are, but are also intolerant towards Christians. It's all just one big stupid circle of hate.

I'd fuck that

Check your girlfriends hair ribbon drawer for the pear.

Yay, the horned king made it in :D

The first way has no logic. I mean, you're more likely to get it on your fingers, and it tastes about the same either way.

Is it legal to own a quokka? Cuz I seriously want one...

NO... But I don't know how... O_o

I'm OCD, and my friend said that she's going to make a hunger games for OCD people where there's an arena filled with things that bother OCD people and see who kills themselves last and now every time I have a mini-mental breakdown over something like this she takes a picture and looks at me with a creepy smile and goes "Jillian isn't going to survive the OCD games..." and either walks away or continues on like nothing ever happened and ignores anything I say about it. (My name is Jillian)

Meowth, that's right!

I wouldn't have the heart to eat it, it's to cute :3

I thought this one was stupid, even as a 3-7 year old... But I still watched it.

I will totally be using caulacino.