My cello. I'll stab them to death with the end pin and then celebrate by playing music.

*grabs every dog in the world*
I LOVE YOU ALL

The dog looks unamoosed.

I wasn't using my heart right now thanks

I can kinda do it... I can also take off my glasses, which helps.

Most of the seniors at my school are pretty great. One of the star football players (who is an amazing artist) is actually one of the sweetest people I know and is friends with half the freshmen class.

I think I did a step wrong...I planted the seed and watered it daily, what am I missing?

I can't even make regular sized wtf

That's my OTP.

Half the competitors on Cutthroat Kitchen have really interesting hairdos.

If you go, can I join you?

I like making people cringe when I do it.

"What's your favorite color?"
"Yes, most likely."
I don't know how well this plan was thought through.

That little face
"You think I'm pretty?!"

Is the perpetually exhausted owl an option because I stay up late even though I'm tired

I get this a lot with cello. I practice intensely everyday and I have an amazing teacher, and after plenty of accomplishments, people just say they wish they were as talented as me.

*eyes burning from stupid*

I'll give the child decaf, it'll be fine

I wish "hip" and "popular" kids would stop wearing their pants on their ground and start dressing like a dapper gentlemen. And start acting like one.

Are you telling me that Clint is a princess

Fluffy milk horse