Thank you ! (it's my birthday too today)

When I was 10, I knew about smoking and sex but I didn't realise that it was possible to do drugs, I thought only millionairs could do them.

Deary me... even though I don't like insects, this is horrible !

You think the city of Paris only costs 4 trillion dollars, peasant?
- An angry French person

Is it ironic that I'm looking at this on internet explorer?

That is a pretty fat fish.

This is not pretty. Real bubbles have curves. Stop the impossible standards for our bubbles.

Sorry to call it out, but hoax !!!! http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/ebola-risen-from-the-dead-viral-zombie-story-is-a-complete-hoax-9777916.html

I bought that not long ago at the post office. I just poke holes into it with my uncreative mind.

The second cake from the left on the bottom line describes me incredibly well.

Excuse me ! I can say I feel offended. I have exactly that body, yes, with collar bones and everything. So don't go comparing us to abused animals, if we can't even point out that some people are fat. It's not our choice, and we like our bodies like they are. it's not by insulting our body that you'll improve yours.
*sorry i was ranting, i just get a bit angry when i see this type of thing*