What's the matter? Do you guys have a problem with slowly torturing an animal to death?

This bit of wisdom comes from someone who receives repeated head trauma.
I don't care how obsessed or dedicated you are, the village idiot will never be the doctor I want working on me.
We all have our limitations.

If grandma left them they're probably antiques.

"I made this temporary ring" <------ easily 10 times the value of any purchased "precious stone"

Mom has bigger arms than him, very sad! I'm guessing he still lives with her.

Better not be a nose picker with those things. Heh heh heh

She gets all of 10 minutes then he moves on to the next doe.

But not "mines" , obviously a rocket scientist.

Says Obama to Trump

That's gonna leave a mark

Women who do ballet are the bravest people alive. Do you know what kind of nerve it takes for a woman to keep through the air into the arms of a homosexual and expect him to catch her?

Soccer is gay, not as gay as wrestling, but close. Probably missed all the comm rodery, wink wink nudge nudge, know what I mean?

I don't know....maybe because you're a loser?

You could throw "PIN number" in there too

Nothing says "I'm an idiot" like......

A shark or a salty?

When I go away for the weekend, my dog will wait for someone to notice her, then pee on the floor to show her displeasure

Mom is right. Some people are so open minded that the wind blows right through it.

Dumbshit? and I thought naming our dog Skidmark was bad.

My wife said I was sleeping that way

Seen them all, first couple were good, got progressively worse from there on. Watched them all for the same reason as resident evil, hoping it would get better and I already watched the ones before.

Didn't notice the pile of "spite" poop behind the couch yet.

That's cool. What a great idea.