I guess I have to kill my wife now

would that be like calling veterinarians dogters?

Hannibal Lecter says "Hello Clarise" over the phone in Hannibal. (silence of the clams 2)

All white puzzle!?!?! Man, that's racist!

Remember the story of Adam and Eve, they were kicked out of paradise for taking forbidden fruit from the tree of.................KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!

Now when do Arnold and Pauly Shore get theirs?

China has people who don't mind doing that thing....what's it called again? Oh yeah, WORK!

You..........are a mental case!

I hate bouncy balls! My stupid dog managed to find, swallow, get lodged in her small intestine bouncy balls on three separate occasions. No idea where she kept finding them but she almost died and had to have them surgically removed each time.
My rescue dog cost me over $6000

Probably has shitty breath.

I've wanted to do something like this for years, my sister is deathly afraid of bigfoot. So I wanted to strap bigfoot prints to my tractor tires and drive around the property before she comes to visit.

And this jackass wants you to take his political views seriously.

God created adam, then took his rib and made eve, they had two sons cain and able, cain kills able then goes to the land of nod and took a wife among "the others".
Where did these fuckin others come from?

Pretty pathetic when you can't remember the words to your own song.....doubtful that she wrote it though, or the music.....but she's an "artist", who never creates anything.

She has one foot in the grave and the other foot on a banana peel right now.

Must have been Luke Cage.

You DON'T take a baby to the movie theater, that's just stupid, inconsiderate and rude.

Antartica is already doing this!

I would say that most were truly cared about by the same number of people and all were cared about by one.

Ew, the bun is stale.

Where's the curly tail?