Sure, but they only show the painting after all the numbers are painted over.

That's MISTER dumbass to you!

Captain Hook died, wiped his ass with the wrong hand.

If guys could make the rules for girls number one would be never cut your hair.

They had the Ricketts treatment right, lack of vitamin D.

The hard part is getting people (on all sides) to let go of their hate, stop teaching it to their children and accept responsibility for themselves.

What a bunch of fucking whiners, shit happens, stop trying to put the blame on someone

then we'll have to fight to determine who is actually destroying it! (as we fly in our private jet to dine on endangered species while pontificating about how bad everyone else is)

in china it's also a meal

That's one lonely woman

From the front looks like sarah jessica parker

Going through a toll while smoking a cigar, toll taker says
"those things are gonna kill you"
" my grandfather lived to be 100" I replied
"did he smoke?" He asked
"no, he minded his own fucking business!"

We're doomed

I always wear safety glasses and taught my kids to do the same.

I don't go to the doctor because I think death should be a surprise!

And diamonds are a girls best friend.....what does that tell you?

We keep cats because they're small, if they were the size of dogs, they would kill you and eat you.

Died a virgin

That's how Trump won the election!

My wife breaks all of the glasses, not on purpose, but because she has no finger prints, i .e. "Butterfingers "

Getting your period IS a natural thing, so is the occasional shart, that being said, it's still gross.

I don't understand why liberals are so pissed about Trump. He's the second person of color elected president in a row.
Orange IS the new black after all.