I think I just shit myself laughing!

it seems that in most religions, knowledge is bad, it undermines the religion.

Looks like "declawed" kitty feet....that's when some idiot unknowingly pays a vet to cut the tip of the cat's fingers off.(yes that IS how they declaw)Are you sad again?

I tried asking Jesus, he said "No habla english senior"

Asphalt is an anal disorder

Now they just all shoot each other

I read somewhere that 50% of the Japanese population is virgin. Maybe they're just trying to get them interested in sex again.

Lurch day? Or John Kerry day?

She actually bought some cotton candy and put it on her head thinking it was a wig....

Staring at her boobs and she angrily says "My eyes are up here!"
" I know where you eyes are, I was looking at your boobs."

It's called begging, get a job.

I like those alien drones floating in the background. ....Sure it's smog......

That would suck! I've had a lot of horrible shit happen through out my life!

Wonderwoman is better than superman because she's friggin hot. End of story.
And without their powers Batman could kick both of their asses.....at the same time.
So there!

"Oh! You're vegan. no wonder you're so pasty and anemic.

It's not the breed , it's certain A-holes who train them to be nasty out of some macho desire to be perceived as a tough guy rather than the simpletons that they are.
My pits were always the sweetest dogs ever, thanks to a loving home and family. But god help anyone or anything that threatens a member of the family
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Because you're a slob who thinks nothing of throwing garbage out the window. Then bitchin about people destroying the planet

And she loves soup but hates crackers

And your point is?
Just kidding.

The transition of turning men into women is nearly complete

Ew, some things are not meant to be, this is a sickness which must b e purified

Paradise.....until the mosquitos and black flies show up!

Thank the taxpayers. They're the ones who foot the bill.