Dogs don't "speak" the language, but they do understand it.

You'd be surprised at what you're capable of when necessary.

While dating my future wife, I made her a card for Valentine's day. Went to the store , got the oaktag, got out the pen and inks, took a couple of hours getting the calligraphy just right.
When I gave it to her she copped an attitude and told me it didn't count because I didn't buy it.
I tore it in half and in 34 years of marriage have NEVER given her another card!

Stop subsidizing people's fantasies.

call the donald

Can't wait for this movie!

I'm the gut that slaps the phone out of your hand and says "PAY ATTENTION!"

Income is an issue with women as well. Shallow shallow shallow

When he puts his headphones on, I wonder how he gets the music to play fat enough to go along with his speed.

United was voted #1......in Chinese take out.

How could you not love that face?

Maybe that's one of the reasons he gets that many girls.....ambush!

Just before he set off a brush fire and got burned....hope he put cold water on it not ice.

RIP Raul

I think that a lot of young people have been blessed with little or no knowledge of Woody Allen.

No fear

Let me know when Jack Daniels ice cream shows up.

Had a tiny jumping spider living on the window sill next to my chair in the living room for an entire summer. It would hop on to my hand when I held it out. Had to put it outside late summer because it would "visit " whoever sat there and started freaking people out once it got big.