Mine was a ninja that could only run were there was light from the sun or street lamp or car light, and he had to jump from light to light. I thought I was mental.

Girl on fire.

How the fuck are those seashells staying on there?

I would swing that way for Ryan gosling.

Wanna know what's wrong??? They're wearing pants and not those swag shorts he is wearing...you always wear what he wearing.

It looks like a puppet from Sesame Street plotting a death

*katy Perry's song fireworks play* do you ever feel like a plastic bag! drifting through the wind?