I've been threatening my friend for months to show her something that I used to be scared of (It's Jeff the Killer, and I'm a tough nut to crack) and I showed her funsubstance a couple months ago so maybe she'll see it finally :)

Does anybody know what meme this is?

*fangirls*

I've seen one of these at a zoo or aquarium. You can look over a railing and into the habitat, which is like a pit. I took amazing pictures of this beauty, but somehow, and brother deleted all of them.

http://www.olsenhome.com/gif/ The creator says it's pronounced 'jif'

He's only exposing more target space...

Love all these creative stories, great job, everyone!

He's really fat, how many nuts have you been fe

Is this the reason why we fear Australia? Big critters?

That's so adorable! Wish I was there!

"As supreme ruler of humans... where is my crown?"

Oh no. Once my cat went on a hunting spree. First, it was newts. 6 or 7 had been presented when she decided it was go big THEN go home. My cat brought in a mouse and when my mom woke up in the morning, a mouse was on her windowsill. I had to catch it by the classic paper under a bowl. Less than a month later, my cat brought in a mole. It tried playing dead, to I put it under a bowl and struggled to put paper on it. (FYI my cat brought it upstairs) I carried it downstairs but I fell, and the mole landed in my lap, but I managed to trap it again. My brother helped me take it back outside, and we released it back onto our lawn. I chased my cat around the house and sprayed her 5 times with a squirt bottle. Occasionally, our cat brings us a present though. When will she ever learn? -sigh- "Cats..."

*opens pad as slowly as possible as so not to make a noise*