Maybe it's a gigantic eye!

It's okay to have a phobia, but the post in itself is not NSFW. There probably should have been a warning, but who even reads those? :P

It definitely is, but I worry that some people won't get that.

Ha!

The keyboard is still good, though!

It always pisses me off how people would prefer getting media attention than train their pets or discipline their children (referring to those videos where a toddler is clearly doing something wrong).

Goodness, I was just being silly!

True, I have a bunch of tiny nylon socks that barely hook over the toes and heel to protect the sole.

Yes, but he's talented and makes way more money than we do, so we can allow him this transgression ;)

I don't think she (assuming it was a woman, sorry!) was being conceited. I think she was agreeing in a playful way. Think about how her response would sound aloud: "I know" versus "I know, right?" If someone said the latter to me, I'd have a good natured chuckle with them, whereas the former would sound more conceited and/or ungrateful. I think she was being confident and funny, probably trying to play off the fact that he (once again, assuming it's a guy) opened with a comment about her body (super douchey). Furthermore, let's assume she was being conceited or ungrateful. Then, his insults at the end would still not be justified. She wasn't being insulting to him (at least not directly, but it could be that he had a fragile ego). Lastly, as a bisexual person myself, I don't understand how sexual orientation has anything to do with being rude, conceited, etc.

I'm officially confused.

That's not as sad.

However, she did not use a pick-up line but a rejection line.

That's the saddest thing I've read all day.

I hear you, but he could have just read the directions on the package. When I read the first part of this post, I thought the worst because it would have been faster to read the directions than send out a message to someone.

Very few schools are teaching cursive nowadays, so imagine what the signatures of the future will look like.

I see what you did there!