This is just plain lovely!

How else are you supposed to announce to potential thieves that you're not home?

You're in for a world of disappointment.

Many people say they've been assaulted, etc (whatever the topic of conversation is) after their nonsense has been pointed out to them in order to protect their ego. It's like when someone makes an accurate "Your momma" joke and the recipient says "My mom's dead." You know how many people say that when, in reality, their moms are actually alive? A lot. So, all this to say, that the woman in the post may or may not have been lying about being sexually assaulted and it's just plain better to be safe than sorry when making potentially offensive/insulting remarks.

That's really good!

Since when do you have to say the security number on the phone?

Oh my gosh, the eyes! That's the exact expression we use when we have to fake laugh at an unlinked person's stupid anecdotes.

Shawn Michaels?!

He doesn't look sorry!

That's really sweet

Referees do make some pretty shifty calls.

It's not often you see both people in the wrong.

Some people can not take responsibility for their own actions, and what better scapegoat than cops nowadays? SMH

Sand on your pizza? No thank you!

The Onion.

Here's a comment for you.

And this is why we should keep teaching Roman numerals in school

The fact that there are people commenting about how the teacher was correct (and assuming they're not trolling) is evidence that we need better quality mathematics education.