Why shorten the word “at” to “@?” Isn’t it short enough as is?

Nice work on the title

Yes, but I imagine the waiting would be hellish for the animals.

Genius!

I was reading an article about this and how so many people are supporting the mother who initially posted that. Yes, sometimes children’s actions are asshole-ish, but the children themselves are not assholes. Huge difference. So, sorry, but I don’t agree with parents calling small children assholes.

There was a song based on those texts in The Campaign.

The more often you watch it, the better it gets. Except for the 12th time. Then it is okay at best.

Doubt: 100

I like the bouncing baby

If someone did this with their pubic hair, no one would say it’s patriotic. Hmm.... you might have the occasional pervert who’d salute it.

Questios are my favourite cereal.

What kind of rich bastard wastes perfectly good jello?!