I think it's even worse in public. Some random person comes up to you and is like "OMG you've grown so much! I saw you when you were just a little kid" and all you can do is smile awkwardly because you don't know who they are...

My body is ready

Another part of the percentage is the blue shell from mario kart.

Gurl, get some holy water up in that thing.

Perhaps a TV show if HBO is interested.

I lost it at "I can't understand anything this bitch is saying. It's some sort of japanese dyslexia."

After dying so many times he developed an imunity to it.

This is gold!

After he went to prison it became wide enough to install a wifi signal.

THIS. IS. FLAWLESS.

Her face is like "Oh my god this is the 4th time this month, it's getting old already."

OMG this also happened to me! I got my account stolen when I was 11, I kinda miss runescape

I'm not religious, I do think this is kinda funny but they should just get a "Religious" section so they don't offend anyone.

It's a sensible reaction.

The only thing I'm getting is a seizure.

That's why I don't go out into the sun ;)

#justgotbackfromthedentist

This will never get old.

I'll be ordering the door stopper edition, thank you.

Google is like "Is this the stuff you look at!?"

So much sass!