Awesome!

Fat animals and fluffy animals are my favorite!

Attacking people who have privileges just because someone with privileges offended you in the past just makes you the same as them.

I'm feeling terrible for the chewbacca girl, I can imagine the embarassment.

The Red Wedding is now taking a bubble bath in your tears.

I would consider getting my AC fixed.

Virgo's face is priceless

The year is 2101, we now have 9/11 simulators that you can experience for 9.99$

It looks awesome! I'll never write like that because I hold my notebook sideways so it ends up looking italic, I think it's faster for taking notes though.

Every child should have the right to learn black magic.

I have a test on friday and this describes my day perfectly.

I don't think what you did is right but I admire the dedication.

I think the lack of oxygen explains why she became a stripper.

I was just playing this game the other day, that woman is so scary when she gets angry...

You mean my stock of demonized water is useless?

I think my eyes are melting.

Yes, you have to accept that some of the voices in your head are a little slow sometimes.

1000% This

Vegas strippers make a good amount of money, don't judge.

Love is blind.

Not only as a kid btw.

Sounds like the notgoingtoattendit party.

The worst part is the spelling, not the slutty waitress but the spelling.

This is probably the only way I'll find out what's under my bed.