Anyone else immediately think this was Han Solo by misreading? xD

Sboobs. *flies away*

Delilah I could promise you
That by the time that we get through
The world will never ever be the same

Who run the world?!!! GIRLS!

In other words, you have to learn what's inside the box before you can think outside of it.

Remember, Christianity is a religion, not a behavior. It's not an excuse for being an asshole. But neither is any other religion. Values are human traits, not religious. Many Christians believe that gays can't get married because marriage is between a man and a woman. They're.not trying to be assholes.

Wasn't written in hebrew dumbasses xD

So. Sang this. -_-

Wet n' forget, I use it xD

"My father will hear about this!!"

At least he didn't say,
"Fist me!"

Happy little trees :3

Oh God, I HATE the pacer. Nightmares, man. Nightmares. Plus the music they play on the disc sounds like porno music. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Life in plastic, it's fantastic...

Realized....?
Oh, crap!

Oh my gosh. That can't be true. That's MY name!

Ha! Same for me, my boyfriend's always trying to teach me something in Viet

Oh my God. My friend received one of these texts while we were at lunch and we thought it was legit!

But not Apple pie ^_^

*saves image*