He's lying on the cold hard floor *oh!*

Nah that's not quite it.... it's really too hard to describe

Guest, this post was scary but strangely satisfying. Not to mention completely amazing. Idk I thought it was worth it.

A capybara

I went out of the country for an entire summer, and their "root beer" was like a non alcoholic malt and it was DISGUSTING.

Aka the 'Rooty tooty point and shooty'

This is NOWHERE near that bad!!! Are you freaking serious!?

Welcome

They might also have spines; so don't touch random vested caterpillars, people!

Or a lawn mower

I never say it when I'm shaking my fist three times, I'm just silent

Eddy Murphy and Mushu too

I really have no clue

Oh, I thought it was 'My fucking world'