Mary B. Nguyen

cocacola101


Born a girl, raised a wildflower :3

— Mary B. Nguyen Report User
Obsessed with pools 11 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
You don't say
Don't leave your facebook open 24 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Everything's obscured by layers of fat
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At least I'm wearing underwear 12 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Not sure what he's complaining about
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This is how fellow funsubstancers make friends 15 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Me trying to flirt
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Try this 88 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
I spazzed out and thought "Cheese!" Wtf, brain!
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New style.. 13 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Whoops. That would taste weird
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Dirty Harry 10 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
I've seen so many of these I'm not even sure what he really says in the movie!
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New style.. 13 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Salt and vinegar chips are amazing okay
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Don't leave your facebook open 24 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK.
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New style.. 13 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Rubbing salt and vinegar into ink stains removes them, at least that's what I've been told. If not, put it on potato chips and buy yourself a new pair of jeans
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Splinters and Tables 3 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
This is MAHOGANY!
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Square donuts (there is never enough information!) 17 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
I'd just dump the whole thing in my mouth
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Square donuts (there is never enough information!) 17 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
It would be hard to get out of the box. That's also why pizza is round
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Printing GIF 30 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
This isn't Harry Potter, people
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Sometimes it's your fault 21 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
My friend had a murderer fish, he killed everything else in the tank, including his brothers and the plant. She got so mad she flushed him down the toilet. He came back up three times until she bleached him... twice... I'm just hoping she never gets mad at me
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I would choose eating whatever I wanted :) 41 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
I want to find my other half on my first try. It seems like the most necessary. I would've picked Batman but I like my parents
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No means no 13 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Chocolate may not actually kill dogs, but it still isn't good for them.
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It is said that reality is a cruel mistress 9 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
It always tries to convince me that it's not a robot
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Glad I'm not the only one 24 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Waapapapapapapow
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DID YOU JUST... 3 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
They white converse! Wait....
Copycat products 19 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
I love the WiWi, it's so much fun to play with
Dad won the internet 99 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
You just won the comment section.
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Modern fashion 63 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
It wouldn't even make it into my bedroom in the first place
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Dad won the internet 99 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
Sure, I'll let you know! Lmao at least you don't teach at my school, that would be creepy. But slightly awesome. Idk
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Reality TV 5 comments
cocacola101 · 11 years ago
*sigh*
What has society come to?
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