It's Ok, no one else understands it either

Looks like the child of Clifford and Scooby doo!

She'll have to watch him kiss Jennifer Lawrence too. Somehow I'm straight but jealous of them both

Johanna is the bomb

Oh my God. Leonardo's Bilbo.

Because it brings fire fighters

The other day, my friend and I were talking about something, and she said
"That's the coolest thing since Mt. Rushmore!"
And I replied "What's so cool about Mt. Rushmore?! It's just a bunch of heads!"
(Que dirty thoughts)

I'm not saying it's aliens, but, IT'S ALIENS

I've seen those before, they're really convenient and nice

Yes.

Ouch.

Because no one ever ate the oranges

'Charlie's sperm bank, you spank it we bank it!'

Lol

But it really is