My brother did this when my cat was getting in the way of our Christmas picture last year. He lifted her up and I shouted "SIMBAAAAA!!"

"Bosom buddies"

But mostly bacon

But then I'd have to go outside :/

This was a name I used for laser tag about five years ago, I wish it was Wildflower or some band name because I like music and, truth be told, I actually like root beer better

What place are you in?
Kindergarden?!

I have a feeling this post was meant to be sarcastic but... but... I LISTEN TO MEGADETH!

My dog goes to his place when we eat dinner, and so whenever he hears my mom open the silverware drawer or take out plates from the cabinet he slowly gets up and sulks over to his kennel

OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY

The spawn of Slendy

*slowly strokes kitty*

OK, this is like my favorite game
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I think that I have only ever used had and happy in my IMs before, not sure where everything else came from! Lol

I believe we would be 80000000000000% happier for starters,

...because we all love to eat our family....
*muahahahahaha*

Someone just gave Kesha a blowjob

Wooooooow. Nice.