I sang the last line

I have an original Wii, but I play on my PC or at my boyfriend's house.

Aww the guy is even making the kissy face at it :*

There are no full body scanners yet in the Tel Aviv airport, I was just there. They will blow up your bag if you leave it unattended, though

And would you like the building moved a bit to the left?

This is the cutest idea

That's even better than the RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH guy

Is she a giant or he a hobbit, I'm wondering

Hump dayyyyy

Mission accomplished.

Or a squirrel with some penis issues

Damn, tumblr people have talent!

And right now I'm horizontal running

And the best is... *drumrole* JOHNNY DEPP!

But which came first, the chicken or the egg?

And apparently, you become drop dead gorgeous too go figure

Snooki looks like she roled in Doritos

It's a pretty message, but the mistakes in this are killing me.