Why is this called Funsubstance? This wasn't fun at all.

I feel like this describes me perfectly... Except I'm a guy

My theory is that he died in the first movie. Everything else is just him in an eternal Limbo.

White and gold?..... Or black and blue?

White and gold?.... Or black and blue?

And we proudly introduce the newest way for the government to spy on you. Yay!

I actually think that might be bono

Orochimaru

I HAVE THE POWWWWWEEERRRRRR!,

My mother when I forget to give her a hug before I get on the bus.